And this is why you always reblog RDJ
THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL
RDJ’S BEST JOKES ARE THE ONES HE MAKES ABOUT HIMSELF
Castle: The Lover’s Dictionary ‧ beguile, v.
It’s when you walk around the apartment in my boxers when you don’t know I’m awake. And then that grin, when you do know I’m awake. You spend so much time in the morning making sure every hair is in place. But I have to tell you: I like it most like this, haphazard, sleep-strewn, disarrayed.